It's Award season, The Oscars, The Emmys, the Tony's, The AVNies, even Gene Ross is now giving out the Genies, so, should anybody give a fuck, here are my best of the year.
"Ladies and Gentlemen the Bony goes to ....."
Best Movie: Memoirs of a Geisha
Here is the snow dance.
Best song: James Blunt - You're Beautiful
Best Girl Band: The Pussycat Dolls
Sexiest Music Video: Faith Hill _ Breathe
The Best WTF?
Best TV Show: Dexter
Biggest Looser of the Year: Britney Spears
You big fat fucking slag, I will never jerk off to you again!
Best Porno Movie: Who really fucking cares? Can you remember last years winner?
Best new starlet: Oh yeah what's-her-name the cute one with the drug problem.
Stud of the year: Viagra
Most honest Distributor:
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Nicest Guy in the Business: Rob Spallone